The news in brief:
Business treats men and women the same
Uh-oh, Euro in trouble
Product placement is still not news
Newspaper shows us a ‘life-changing food hack’ but The news in brief couldn’t be fucked to
sit through all the adverts
Exposé surprises no-one
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Feel-good story reinforces pre-prescribed gender stereotypes
School cracks down on kids’ snack down
Mad suggestion that the law should apply to everyone equally
Russia
situation still a little bit hairy
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Woman caught with her fingers in the till
Drunken louts plan to keep on drinking
FIFA scandal even more scandalous
Activists dish out some pre-emptive punishment for assumed
crimes…
Oi, teacher, leave them kids alone!
Yellow spiders will kill us all
People are just awful. Fucking awful.
World probably not going to end in September
NASA unaware of any near-earth objects coming to kill us any
time soon
The internet is full of crazy people
Pigs beat up Optimus Prime (we didn’t read the article, we
just looked at the picture so just go with us on this one…)
Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus again?! With all that Hannah
Montana money, you’d think she could afford some pretty nice clothes
And finally: bear is a pretty chill bro
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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