The news in brief:
The eagle-eyed amongst you will notice that The news in brief was missing in action
last night. That’s because E. L. James taught us about things that people do to
their bodies with peeled ginger. After that we had to go and bleach our brains,
eyes and imaginations.
By the time we finished gouging out our mind’s eyes it was
time to go to bed. So here’s last night’s slightly overdue celebrity special:
Dinosaur probably not racist
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch takes pot shot at newborn
Breaking news: swimwear is meant to be tight fitting
Wardrobe malfunction
Father and son caught spending time together
Woman wears clothes whilst outside
Woman wears boots
If you have to use a long lens to photograph it, is it
actually a public display of affection?
Paparazzi intrudes on honeymoon
Woman wears clothes appropriate to the weather
Stop the press: couple goes out to get coffee
Woman wears dress!
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Newspaper has feelings about woman’s clothes
Bodyshaming is NOT news
“Whoopee! Now this is pod racing!”
The implication is that Toby Maguire isn’t stylish?!
Nudes in brief: Kate Hudson
And finally: Star Lord is a pretty rad dude
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
And in bonus content that those sad fuckers who only use Facebook won't get to see, The news in brief's on Blogger just crossed 10,000 page views!
Admittedly the Facebook page shit all over the figure in the first six months, but we love you guys more
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