The news in brief
celebrity special:
Silly shenanigans at 40,000 feet
New mum wears coat
Woman wears brightly coloured blouse
Newsflash: couple enjoys spending time together
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Woman wears dress
“Showcases eye-popping cleavage” actually means “goes
outside and gets photographed”
Stop the press: couple dresses up a bit when going out for
dinner
Breaking news: woman’s blouse doesn’t quit touch her
waistband
Wild speculation
Woman has legs
Minor exchange of heated words somehow newsworthy
“Shows off her slim figure” actually means “goes outside and
gets photographed”
Woman wears bikini
Paparazzi intrudes on woman’s holiday
Very personal tragedy somehow our business
Man photographed doing his job
Woman updates social media
“Puts on leggy display” actually means “goes outside and
gets photographed”
Paparazzi takes pictures of couple’s kids. Why is this even
legal?
Shock: woman wears men’s trousers
“Highlights supermodel figure,” actually means “goes outside
and gets photographed”
Nudes in brief: Casey Batchelor
And finally: man gets coffee!
Reading what can only
loosely be described as news, so you don’t have to…
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