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Wednesday 3 June 2015

The news in brief 3rd June 2015



The news in brief:

FIFA exec owns up to having his fingers in the till

People quite like London

Economy still a bit shit

Internet is crawling with intolerant arseholes

People quite like pudding

Pro tip: mums aren’t the only kind of parent

Journalist doesn’t check their fact

The Queen is totally fucking alive

Country decides that its citizens aren’t entitled to freedom anymore

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Study states the obvious: people with less appreciate stuff more

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace   

Litter bug is a gigantic twat

Science is fucking awesome: NASA tests flying saucer  

New supersonic jet will make London to New York a plausible commute  

Man empties his piggy bank

Business is pretty fucking tactless

Judge dishes out some well-deserved justice

Shop may be over-reacting just a tiny bit

Swan kicks dog’s ass

Judge tells it like it is

Nudes in brief: Chloe Sims  

And finally – little boys grows his hair out to make wigs for cancer suffers. Other kids give him a hard time, but this little hero has exactly zero shits to give.  

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