The news in brief:
No true Scotsman fallacy out in force today
Woman tried to have her cake and eat it
Cartoon super-villain wants to take over the world
Small-minded bigotry
Economy a tiny bit better
General public struggles with the concept of ‘random
selection’
Burglar defeated by folksy nature documentary
Crimewave sweeps tiny island
New law is somewhat heavy handed – and The news in brief would be fucked
New Tsar installed to deal with normal teenage behaviour
Apparently sexting and stabbing teachers aren’t that bigger
deal…
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Study states the obvious: trans-fats are bad for you
Small statistical link blown out of all proportion
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Bionic hand is pretty fucking awesome
Greece
is the word
Counting is not rocket science (except when it is)
Vehicles maximum carrying capacity should not come as a
surprise
Newspaper indulges in a little hatemongering
Bus driver wastes police time
Indistinct blur probably not a ghost
Woman decides not to have Martian baby after all
Nudes in brief: Lady Gaga
And finally: adorable octopus is adorable
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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