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Monday 8 June 2015

The news in brief 8th June 2015



The news in brief:

New light bulb is quite possibly witchcraft

Product placement masquerading as news

Television show has upcoming plot

NASA launches flying saucer

Man sells car

Hotel does look pretty nice

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Tofu will kill us all!

Visitors fuck up a pretty nice field

Apparently ‘Shawshank’ is a verb now  

Wild speculation

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Policemen keep forgetting how to person

Man acts like a fucking prick

Author prepares to print another giant pile of money (but she’ll give most of it to charity because she’s fucking awesome)

Politics is complicated

Science is fucking awesome: robot leg can feel the terrain

Article about not being sexist is a little bit sexist

Britons generally agree that killing people is a Very Bad Thing

Medieval justice system somewhat keen to end another life  

Middle East situation escalated from ‘somewhat hairy’ to ‘quite worrying’

Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus

And finally: The hills are alive with the sound of Merkel

Reading the news so you don’t have to… 




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