The news in brief:
Great British public suspiciously comfortable with child
abduction
Cyberbulling is apparently news now
Newspaper is a gigantic hypocrite
Biblical plague
Fracking will kill us all
Killer spiders from beyond the grave
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
The world is pretty much going to shit
Health and fucking safety
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
TV has found a brand-new low to sink to
Garden ornament deceptively life-like
Happy birthday mostly outdated, but still hugely significant
document
Gigantic waste of money / insufficient pirates
People have feelings about TV show
Product placement still isn’t news
Apparently it’s a two-year-old’s birthday today and this is ‘news’
Google Maps probably not haunted
Study states the obvious: food poisoning is bad for you
Misleading headline is scaremongering bullshit
Bet no-one’s campaigning against naturist night…
Newspaper apparently hates inclusiveness
Nudes in brief: Katy Perry
And finally: Hippo makes it home safely (no word if it is
hungry, hungry)
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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