The news in brief:
Pro tip: boobs do not cause earthquakes
It’s probably a good idea to be respectful of other people’s
cultures
Medieval morality strikes again
Study states the obvious: you should probably get some
exercise
New aeroplane clearly designed by insaniac fear-wizards
Astronomers discover possible extra-terrestrial life for us
to fuck up
Boy has best work experience ever
Killer re-defines ‘stone cold’
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Reasonable argument met with near-hysteria
Woman is master of disguise
Once again: stop fucking about near trains!
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
We totally want a one hundred trillion dollar note!
Policeman restores faith in humanity
Newspaper really has it in for cats
Apparently, human flesh is good for your health
Sexy robots
Deadly robots
Seriously – product placement is really, really NOT news
Owls are fucking cunts
Looks like we’re going to have some weather
Nudes in brief: Una Foden
And finally: moon tents are a thing and they are fucking
awesome!
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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