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Friday 5 June 2015

The news in brief 5th June 2015



The news in brief:

Great British public not too keen on actually reading the article

Great British public very keen to spew ignorance all over the Internet after just reading the headline

Bureaucracy gone mad!   

Health and fucking safety

U.S. President probably not being manipulated by shape-shifting reptiles

Shock revelation surprises no-one  

Sea Monster!

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Public figure suggests that maybe there are two sides to every story

Fracking will kill us all

Medieval morality goes back to being terrible as soon as the media stops caring

Maths is fucking hard

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Seriously: product placement is not news

Weather looks set to be appropriate for this time of year

Study states the obvious: very rich people have lots of money

Mad suggestion that people aren’t actually born bastards…

Picnic delivery is apparently a thing now

Diana Watch 2015: photographers are taking pictures of her niece now. Still dead

Minor customer service failures blown out of all proportions by sensationalist scaremongers

Don’t worry, Greece will totally get the next round. They’re good for it…

Nudes in brief: everyone is oddly clothed today

And finally: mind-control cyborg zombie machine somehow not as cool as robot that plays child’s game….    

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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