The news in brief:
Leap seconds are apparently a thing
Festival-goer has pretty shitty day
Innocent child has even shittier day
Trains may be delayed due to wrong kind of heat
European Union set to soil itself at midnight (thank Christ
for that leap second)
Mad suggestion that jobs should go to the best qualified
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Apparently sperm can have a religion now
Study states the obvious: a giant asteroid would seriously
fuck Earth’s shit up
Mankind wages war against seagulls
Search engine is a little bit racist
UK
ignores tennis champion (because apparently women in wheelchairs aren’t
interesting enough…)
Economy still pretty shit
American attention-seeking hyper-bitches eclipse home-grown
British varieties
Scaremongering is not news
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Sex toys mistaken for terrorist iconography
Science is pretty fucking awesome: new cancer drug is
totally amazing
Channel 4 undermines the sanctity of marriage
Medieval justice system destroys another life
Product placement is not news
Skinny jeans will kill us…. Wait, didn’t we already settle
this?!
Nudes in brief: Emily Ratajkowski
And finally: famous landmarks are less impressive from
behind…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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