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Monday 1 February 2016

The news in brief 1st February 2016

Today’s news in brief:

Refugees fail to conform to media's narrow definition of ‘in need’

Cloned pets are totally a thing now

Cybervillain has low expectations

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

World teeters on the brink of economic collapse (maybe)

Pilots have nerves of goddamned steel

Terrorists surprise no-one

Mad suggestion that human rights apply to everyone

Not treating people like shit linked to low crime rate

Study states the obvious: cats are terrible people

House haunted by satanic goat…

Doctors are fucking miracle workers

German politician uncomfortably Hitler-y

Islamophobic bullshit

Newspaper continues its love-affair with discount retailer

Product placement is NOT news

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

People act like dicks on the Internet

Stars in their bras: Myleene Klass

And finally: footprints probably not the abominable snowman’s

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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