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Tuesday 16 February 2016

The news in brief 16th February 2016

Today’s news in brief:

Athlete is a gigantic asshole

Rapper has apparently never heard of Kickstarter

Wild speculation presented as fact

Perhaps the lady doth protest too much

Politician may have been fudging the numbers

Assholes reporting tragedy are the same assholes saying we can't do anything about it...

Sportswear demolishes homophobic fuckwedges

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Superstitious nutjobs forget how to person

Model doesn't give a fuck about society's narrow definition of beauty

Skynet will kill us all

Economy officially fucked

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Snows in North East: nobody bats an eyelid

Threat of possible snow in London: stop the presses!

Pro tip: don't fuck about with lasers

Study states the obvious: hugs are nice

Study states the less-than-obvious: choirs are good for you

Nudes in brief: Chrissy Teigan

And finally: little boy show us that not all human beings are irredeemable tossers

Reading the news so you don’t have to...

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