Today’s news in brief:
Mum doesn't understand how the Internet works
Pope loses his shit
Do we really need a rule telling us to not do drugs at the school gates? Shouldn't that be kinda obvious.
Apparently not
Thankfully decent people still outnumber bigoted fucks
France sticks two fingers up to terrorists
Mad suggestion that women are in fact people
We wonder what is the going rate for a baggie of spunk and a syringe?
Mega-famous superstar not mega-famous enough
Wintery weather forecast at least until spring
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Doctor has been very naughty
Indigestion medicine will kill us all
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Economy gets shitter the old you get
Pot calls kettle black
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch strikes again
Study states the obvious: caramel latte has sugar in it
Nudes in brief: Jodie Marsh
And finally: rest in peace Commandant Lassard
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