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Saturday 27 February 2016

The news in brief 26th and 27th February 2016

Today’s news in brief:

‘Work until you die’ suggests man with comfortable job

Economic woes look set to deepen

Media's narrow definition of beauty not geographically consistent

Kids try to bamboozle the pope

Eurovision inexplicably still a thing

Students not so good at the whole irony thing

Pro tip: silencing any voice that disagrees with you is the exact opposite of liberal

Medieval morality continues to treat women like shit

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Newspaper’s outpourings of sympathy apparently have geopolitical boundaries

Absolute bastard forgets how to human being

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Famous woman enjoys a bit of Internet porn... OH MY GOD WHO CARES?!

Blurry lights probably not aliens (except they totally could be)

Fraudulent dumbfuckery not that nice a tribute

Fizzy pop will kill us all

Runaway unicorn!

BBC in a whole mess of trouble

Mushrooms will save us all!

Stars in their bras: Holly Hagan

And finally: ‘ceasefire’ surprises no-one

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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