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Sunday 14 February 2016

The news in brief 14th February 2016

The news in brief BAFTA awards special:

Dirty filth wizard continues to delight nation

Valentines puns a-go-go

Woman wears green dress

Matt Damon!

Industrial Light and Magic surprises no-one

Woman wears black dress

DiCaprio still doesn't have an Oscar

Woman wears red dress

People fucking love Star Wars

Newspaper has opinions about women's dresses

Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty

Knob gags!

Best supporting actor - it's a Bing thing

Breaking news: books and films are different things

Woman fails to conform to media's narrow definition of beauty

Cleavage is still not news

Man looks good in a suit

Host exhausts every superlative known to man

Nudes in brief: everyone pretty much kept their clothes on

And finally: Maggie Smith

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