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Monday 8 February 2016

The news in brief 8th February 2016

Today’s news in brief:

People played some football

Technology giant disappears up its own anus

Spare us this mockery of justice

Man's life destroyed for no good reason

Filmmakers a teeny bit insensitive

Flashmob fails to smurf smurf record

Twins are not proof of dominate machine empire

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Rogue Nation doesn't give a shit about sanctions

Incredible Hulk has opinions about fracking

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Government clamps down on tax fraud… unless you're a big business with an army of lawyers

Eagles help take on Skynet

Parking on a lake seemed like such a good idea at the time

People pissed that the laws apply to them

Stop the press: two separate shops have completely different pricing structures

Big business finds new ways to scalp the poor

Study states the obvious: smoking, drinking and junk food are bad for you

Stars in their bras: Myleene Klass

And finally: woman is pretty fucking stingy

Reading the news so you don’t have to...

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