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Thursday 11 February 2016

The news in brief 11th February 2016

Today’s news in brief:

Scientists shit themselves with excitement

Not to cause a panic, but people are stockpiling gold

Economists brace for a shit storm

Newspaper determined to start war with Russia

Man is really very sorry, honest

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Naked man tries to fight cars…

Chicken is totally romantic

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Man makes a fuckload of money

Scientists working on bond-villain megaweapon

Bureaucrats forget how to person

Mad suggestion that crimes should be investigated properly

Britain to stop using dark sorcery when making new laws

He's not the Prime Minister,  he's a very naughty boy

Man goes ahead with plan to fuck us all

Pro tip: doctors already work pretty damned hard

Nudes in brief: Blac Chyna

And finally: baby turtle is fucking adorable

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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