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Sunday 31 January 2016

The news in brief 29th and 30th January 2016

Yesterday’s news in brief:

Sorry we totally dropped the ball this week:

Breaking news: royal has life outside of work

Space is fucking huge

Otherwise civilised nation forgets how to person

Study states the obvious: vegetables are good for you

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Shop a bit too keen to fuck up the environment

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Russia / Turkey situation upgraded from ‘a bit hairy’ to ‘pretty hairy’

US / China situation upgraded from ‘slightly worrisome’ to ‘sort of ropey’

Incredibly smart man also incredibly dull

Political hate machine no longer funny

Scaremongering bullshit

Otherwise civilised nation prepares to dole out medieval punishment

Economy still pretty fucked

Bastard fucking poacher bastards

Hero pilot was harder than you'll ever be

Robot cars will kill us all

Nudes in brief: Shanina Shaik

And finally: bunny has wild adventure

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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