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Monday 25 January 2016

The news in brief 25th January 2016

Today’s news in brief:

There’s going to be some goddamned weather

Clickbait will kill us all

Pro tip: something can be bad without being Nazi bad…

Science to the rescue!

Alligator was totally there first

Ironic shooting

Social media totally misses the point

Study states the obvious: spontaneity not actually shameful

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Fearmongering bullshit

Quick question: does that make it a Bukkake whale?!

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Trains remain a bit shit

Economy set to implode

Terrifying giant spider

Medieval regime not so good at counting

Apparently ‘professional asshole’ is a legitimate job now

Study states the even obviouser: Teenagers have smelly bedrooms

Nudes in brief: Emily Ratajkowski

And finally: more children who should be at school learning, or running and playing, or reading or colouring in, washed up dead on a beach. No and finally today…

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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