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Thursday 28 January 2016

The news in brief 28th January 2016

Today’s news in brief:

More fucking bomb scares in our fucking schools?!

Mad suggestion that people should be treated like human beings

Rhetoric gets uncomfortably Trumpy

Pro tip: disabled people are people too

Rare victory for common sense

Means testing not actually evil

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

For God's sake, at least have a wash first

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Madman promises to throw his own party

Product placement still not news

Being born in the Millennium not actually a crime

Cats will kill us all

Disneyland terror take down

Economy still pretty shit

Transpecies now totally a thing

New car still needs roads where it's going

Greeks find a whole bunch of fig leaves

French refuse to go one meal without wine

Stars in their bras: Amy Childs

And finally: coffee won't kill us all

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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