Today’s news in brief:
The past was pretty shit for a lot of people
The Internet is actually pretty useful
Thoroughly British man makes the best of it
Scaremongering bullshit masquerading as news
Breaking news: dogs probably wouldn’t wear trousers
Mad suggestions that guns kill people and some people shouldn’t have them
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
People act like bellends on the Internet
Pro tip: freedom of speech means sometimes hearing things you don’t agree with
Religion’s bodycount too legit to quit
Crazy idea that we shouldn’t be friends with medieval barbarians
Victim blaming is NOT news
Economy still pretty naff
Giant statue not at all insensitive…
Rey left her merchandise in a galaxy far, far away
North East of England somewhat moist
Woman’s bionic eye is pretty fucking unreal
Turns out people enjoy spanking
Nudes in brief: Charlize Theron
And finally: one-eyed cat is way cooler than you
Reading the news so you don't have to…
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