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Tuesday 12 January 2016

The news in brief 12th January 2015

Today’s new in brief:

Product placement totally isn’t news

Big business plans to fuck over increasing gullible customer base

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

The Internet feels ways about Junior Doctors’ strike

Mad suggestion that the people who fix us when we’re broken should have adequate rest

Study states the obvious: red bull and coffee no substitute for sleep

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Just so you know, you get indigenous rapists and murderers too…

Train delayed by wrong kind of sunshine…

… is the sort of lazy reporting you’d expect from some dirty tabloid. Would you rather a train driver risk killing people for the sake of a few minutes wait?

Our ‘emotional support animal’ would totally be an emu

Science is fucking awesome… but you’re going to have to read about gravitational waves for yourself because we can’t bend our heads around it

Incredible hypocrisy

Well-meaning blogger no good at maths

Lottery fever!

Looks like we’re going to need a bigger billboard!

Wintery weather due until at least spring

Stock market about to shit itself

Stars in their bras: Stephanie Davis

And finally: jubilant (albeit linguistically challenged) celebration of life goes viral

Reading the news so you don't have to...

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