Today’s news in brief:
Stupid cunts deserve what's coming to them
Study states the obvious: smart animals are smart
Sweeteners will kill us all!
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Man's inhumanity to dogs continues apace
Man's inhumanity to kittens continues apace
Doomsday Clock has nothing good to say about us
Politician pretty fucking racist
Everyone thinks that they could do a better job
Politician attempts to fudge the figures
Climate change probably our fault
The French may have to start working for a living
Artist not at all subtle
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Supermarket has been very naughty
Study states the even obviouser: sleep is good for you
Pro tip: you don't have to be a bastard to succeed
Igloo probably didn't conforms to rental standards
Common sense met with hysterical outrage
We're pretty sure the Earth isn't flat
We're also pretty sure that there isn't a gigantic, indestructible dome encircling humanity, with the night sky projected on the inner surface to make us think the Earth is round…. Seriously.
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
No comments:
Post a Comment