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Saturday 9 January 2016

The news in brief 9th January 2016

Today's news in brief:

What a week it’s been! In the last few days we’ve had:

A lone wolf terrorist shoots at a cop in America

Knifeman attacks police station in France

Gunplay in McDonald’s carpark

Gang rapes in Germany

Mass shooting in Egypt

Missing family found buried in a garden

Meanwhile a man who models himself on the Emperor from Star Wars run for government

You try making jokes about that! I mean, we’re a pair of funny fuckers but there are goddamned limits.But then God loves a tryer so here goes:

China tears down its Megazord

Newspaper reinforces regional stereotypes

Railway enthusiasts somewhat excited

Film does really fucking well

Record breaking game of hide-and-seek finally ended

Mad suggestion that we could drop food instead of bombs sometimes

Online petition to end online petitions is a thing. And it’s wonderful

Doctor forgets how to person

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Anonymous cunts abuse their Internet privileges

Internet doesn’t understand false economy

Nudes in brief: Ashley James

And finally: adorable baby is adorable... 

Reading the news so you don’t have to…








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