This week’s celebrity news in brief:
Pro tip: grizzly murders are NOT entertainment
Newspaper fails to interpret subtle ‘fuck off and mind your own business’ message
Woman does job
Women update social media
Woman wears clothes appropriate for the weather weather
Newspaper fuel wild speculation
Some poor fucker’s bad times are none of our business
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Breaking news: man spends time with daughter
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Photographers stalk young couple
Heterosexuals continues to undermine the sanctity of marriage
Looks like Airport Paparazzi Guy is getting paid again this week
Seriously?! Why the obsession with people getting off planes?
Woman wears hat
Woman pops to the shops
Wait! Stop… we totally just found a ‘woman goes outside’ piece, and whilst it’s still weird and totally not news, her size, shape, legs, cleavage, make-up, apparent energy levels or clothes aren’t judged at all. Like not even a little bit…
Since this is obviously a sign of the coming apocalypse, we’re going to knock it on the head early tonight, head down to the fallout shelter and start investing all of our money in bottled water and shot guns
Reading the news so you don't have to…
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