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Tuesday 19 January 2016

The news in brief 19th January 2016

Today’s news in brief:

White, cis-gendered heterosexual couple think system is unfair

North Korea’s wizards have done it again

Economy still pretty shit

Prominent scientist has both seen, and understood,  the Terminator

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Pointless debate is pointless

Celebrity hate-engine has zero fucks to give

Nothing starts a career like being saddled with even more debt...

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

People act like cunts of the Internet

Mad suggestion: woman owns her own body and she can wear what the fuck she likes

Telephone scam pretty phishy

Cloud formation probably not restaurant-critiquing tyre-man

TWITTER IS DOWN.  REPEAT TWITTER IS DOWN. EVERYONE REMAIN CALM!

Hoax bomb threats are absolutely,  positively NOT funny

Relax everyone,  Twitter’s back…

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' out the Ritz

Diana Watch 2016: BBC shoehorns her into a headline. Still dead.

Stars in their bras: Frankie Essex

And finally: Trump not banned from the UK. But he's not coming to our house for tea and he's not allowed to play with our LEGO

Reading the news so you don’t have to....

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