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Sunday 24 January 2016

The news in brief 24th January 2016

This week’s celebrity news in brief:

Hollywood types have new nicknacks to dust

Vegetable peelers will kill us all

Two grown up argue about knickers

Woman conforms to media’s increasingly narrow definition of beauty

Breaking news: man spends time with child

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Newspaper doesn’t give two shits about person’s feelings

Wild speculation

Family eats breakfast

Actor goes outside

Woman wears dress

Man wears hat

Newspaper has feelings about woman’s outfit

Woman doesn’t wear make up

Woman pops to the shops

We still think taking photos of other people kids and putting them online is weird

Pregnant woman totally isn’t showing anything off

Woman wears bikini   

Man conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Woman updates social media
Nudes in brief: Cara Kilbey

And finally: Phillip Schofield reminds us why he’s The news in brief’s hero…   

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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