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Saturday 8 August 2015

The news in brief 8th August 2015



The news in brief:

Post somewhat delayed

People care more about new football season than typhoon victims

Calais still a bit Children-of-Men-ish

Bullet-proof bra saves woman

Sharks will kill us all!

Presidential candidate continues his mission to offend everyone

England inexplicably wins the ashes

Stop the press: rain ruins a family holiday

Economy still a bit shit

Politicians can’t agree what’s good for the nation     

Pro tip: stop telling woman what to do with their bodies

Weather entirely seasonal

Product placement still isn’t news

Study states the obvious: coughs and sneezes spread diseases

People fucking hate cold callers

Humans choose compassion over revenge

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Government accused of some pretty shady shit

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Nudes in brief: random women in bikinis (how else can you tell it’s hot out?)

And finally: supermarket hero saves baby girl

Reading the news so you don’t have to…


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