The news in brief:
Economy still pretty fucking shit
Woman has been doing the same job forever
Politician takes flack for NOT travelling first class?!
Man eats crisps
Newspapers have skewed priorities
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Study states the obvious: healthy diets are healthy
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
UK’s
immigration policy has egg all over its face
Magical dinosaur poop excites the Internet
Mars is pretty fucking big
Giant snake’s just looking for a good time
DWP makes shit up
M&S didn’t know that ‘putting the D into…’ meant
slamming it. And neither did we
Exercise won’t save you!
Attack of the middle class graffiti
Pro tip: don’t drink and fly
Google clearly on Skynet’s side
Parrot exercises right to remain silent
House prices getting ridiculous
It looks like humans have been cunts from the very beginning
Rich people can afford some pretty neat stuff
Nudes in brief: Gigi Hadid
And finally: lest we forget…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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