The news in brief celebrity:
Woman probably claimed on her insurance
Woman has dinner
Very minor display of appropriate affection
Women wear faintly similar dresses
Singer has the audacity to wear comfortable clothes on a
bastard hot day
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Side boob
Paparazzi intrudes of woman’s holiday
Breaking news: woman doesn’t wear make up all the time
Woman photographed leaving work
Actress wears weather-appropriate clothes
News’s obsession with celebrity family continues apace
Woman updates social media
Media’s narrow definition of beauty takes its toll on
perfectly healthy woman
Woman goes outside
Scandal: family spends time together
Family eats lunch
Newspaper indulges in some good old-fashioned cyberbullying
Pro tip: shape-shaming is NOT news
Diana Watch 2015: businessman tried to trump Prince Charles.
She’s still dead.
Nudes in brief: Mariah Carey
And finally: man
caught tying his son’s shoes
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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