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Monday 3 August 2015

The news in brief 3rd August 2015



Better late than never, it’s

The news in brief celebrity special:

Couple ties the knot

Newspaper not overly sure how churches work

Mourners say ta-ra chuck

Attention-seeking hyper-bitch knows no limits

Businessman regrets his diabolical creation

Woman wears dress

Man conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty (for a change)

Pregnant woman looks a bit pregnant

Woman caught wearing gym clothes

Paparazzi intrudes on much needed private time

Stop the press: man goes for a jog  

Wild speculation

Countdown letters out to get Riley

Paparazzi intrudes on intimate moment

Pro tip: if you have to use a zoom lens to see it, that affection is neither public, nor a display  

Woman has legs

Woman updates social media

Woman wears wig

Breaking news: woman goes outside

Pictures of people’s kids again? It’s still motherfucking weird.

Scandal: family goes on holiday together

Nudes in brief: Bethenny Frankel

And finally: Miley Cyrus is wearing clothes 

Reading the news so you don’t have to…













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