The news in brief:
After a gruelling 24 hours watching the mainstream media try
to figure out if a lion was dead or not, a psychic has come forward claiming to
have been contacted by the ghost of Cecil the Lion who has given a depressingly
cryptic account of his own untimely demise.
This is of course, horseshit. If you were a genuine psychic you’d scare up the lottery numbers, or ask Colonel Sanders for his secret recipe or maybe settle that whole Madeline Mccann thing once and for all. But no, it seems her powers are specifically attuned to low hanging fruit.
So, never one to miss a trick, The news in brief, asked its resident psychic to contact the other side and see what he could scare up…
This is of course, horseshit. If you were a genuine psychic you’d scare up the lottery numbers, or ask Colonel Sanders for his secret recipe or maybe settle that whole Madeline Mccann thing once and for all. But no, it seems her powers are specifically attuned to low hanging fruit.
So, never one to miss a trick, The news in brief, asked its resident psychic to contact the other side and see what he could scare up…
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