The news in brief:
Global economy prepares for an ass-fucking
North and South
Korea agree to play nice
Man has bionic cock fitted
Misogyny continues to rear its ugly head
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Black Holes are fucking awesome
Study states the obvious: rice is good for you
Mad suggestion that you can be a good mother and have a job
Newspaper misremembers story
1 Direction went from 0.8 Direction to 0.0 Direction
Terror suspect was totally just after wallets, honest
Militants don’t realise that 1984 was an allegory, not an
instruction manual
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Space Whiskey!
Woman really likes Cognac
Medieval justice system treats women like shit
Flossing will kill us all!
Brits are foul mouthed fuckers
Cat videos will save us all
Community Support Officer a bit heavy handed
Boat is fucking huge
Big business surprises no-one
Nudes in brief: Cara Delevingne
And finally: indistinct blur probably not a Star Destroyer
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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