The news in brief:
Korea’s
going to get us all killed
Attack of the giant spiders
Nazi war gold!
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch on the defensive
Newspaper makes light-hearted pun about the objectification
of women
Harmless fun blown out of all proportion
Newspaper wheels out stock footage of teenage girls opening
envelopes
Religions bodycount continues to mount
Exams are too easy!
Exams are too hard!
Medieval justice system stoops to a whole new low
Fracking will kill is all!
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Breaking news: man may have to serve slightly more than
one-fifth of sentence
Another right-wing part rears its ugly head
Sky pool is a world of nope
Themes
River not as shit as it
used to be
Artist plans most tasteless Punch and Judy show ever…
Since ‘fucking someone other than your spouse’ isn’t relevant
to politics, charity or science, we think the news should shut the fuck up
Paranoid scaremongering horseshit
Nudes in brief: Ashley Graham
Diana Watch 2015: newspaper completely misses the irony.
(P.S. she’s still dead)
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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