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Friday 28 August 2015

The news in brief 27th and 28th August 2015



The news in brief:

Sorry for the lack of post yesterday – the news was still dominated by the senseless killing of two journalists live on TV and there’s nothing funny at all about that. As always, our thoughts and wishes are with the friends and family left behind.

Breaking news: making people worse doesn’t make them better

Rich people can afford better shit

Slow news day? Newspaper plays with Google Maps

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Pro tip: ‘migrant’ and ‘refugee’ do NOT mean the same thing

Economy looks a bit shit

Entirely seasonal weather forecast this weekend

Study states the obvious: people will use their cars to go places this weekend

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Mind that segue!

Newspaper not at all biased

Study states the even more obvious: Goths are more likely to be depressed

Nazi gold story gets even more Indiana Jones-y

Cash in the attic (well, floor actually)

Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of beau… wait, what day it?!

Journalist harass mother for no good reason

Cat pictures?! It really is a slow news day isn’t it?

Learner driver has a pretty fucking bad day

Thing that the Daily Mail say will give you cancer #1567: babies

Nudes in brief: Karrueche Tran

And finally: it has been a proper slow news day today, and if the real journalists aren’t going to put the effort in, then we’re sure as shit aren’t going to bother! See you Sunday!

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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