The news in brief:
Human race commemorates 70 years since it became genuinely
terrifying
Doctor states the obvious
Newspaper exploits woman’s death
Pro tip: misdirection isn’t news
Conman better at being a thieving cunt than you
Oi, fatty - put down the fork
General public are terrible people
Website overcomplicates already complicated issue…
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
The news in brief
has no concept of ‘too much fried chicken’
Scaremongering infographic
Controversy: surely Simba’s dad is the most famous dead
lion?
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Big business has been a very naughty boy (allegedly)
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch in trouble again
Skynet helps fastfood restaurants sidestep the whole minimum
wage issue
Apparently feminists aren’t putting out enough
Think-tank wants to legalise prostitution
Robowhores will save us all!
Half the UK’s
home insurance is about to sky rocket
BBC taking flak for saving money?!
Annual Bake Off scandal starts early this year
Nudes in brief: Ellie Goulding
And finally: Kindness can take many forms. Even a blender
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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