You know the rules – when we take a holiday, so does The news in brief… and since it’s that
time of year when mankind celebrates the day Chuck Norris and President Obama
defeated the Easter Bunny, we’re away for the next five nights. As always we
finish the week with:
The news in brief celebrity
special:
Woman unsuccessfully wears dress
Woman successfully wears dress
Woman updates social media
Parent caught parenting
Stop the press: couple goes for a walk. Together. Outside!
Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of
beauty
Woman wears dress
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Paparazzi photographs someone leaving their house (and
somehow this is news)
Wardrobe malfunction
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Parent’s personal tragedy somehow our business
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Man pops to the shops
Woman wears glasses
Unfounded speculation
Breaking news: woman has legs
Pregnant woman looks pregnant
Nudes in brief: Thandie Newton
And finally: The Daily Mail may have a bit of an obsession
with Rita Ora
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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