The news in brief
celebrity special:
Potential wardrobe malfunction is somehow news now
Woman wears dress
Celebrity conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Woman updates social media
Newspaper doesn’t like woman’s hair
Newspaper doesn’t like man’s hair
So, cyberbulling is apparently okay when you’re a newspaper
and your targets in the public eye
Paparazzi intrudes on private moment
How very dare she: woman goes out without make up
Woman wears gym clothes to the gym
Parents caught parenting
Outrage: celebrity caught wearing comfortable clothes whilst
training
Newspaper reads an awful lot into photo of man walking
Breaking news: actress pops to the shops
Singer’s private life is none of our fucking business
Model not smiling for the photograph she isn’t aware is
being taken
Stop the press: actress’s shirt rides up a bit as she walks
Not quite sure how taking a photograph of someone on holiday
and putting it on the Internet counts as ‘news’ but there it is…
Woman wears bikini
Man’s watch is pretty expensive
Pro tip fuckers: if someone has just come out as a woman,
then the world has been lifted from HER shoulders, not HIS
Nudes in brief: Farrah Abraham
And finally: woman hasn’t had baby yet
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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