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Friday 24 April 2015

The news in brief 24th April 2015:



The news in brief:

Bile-spewing hate-wizard attracts the attention of the United Nations

Town tries to eat family

Won’t somebody think of the children!?

Celebrity is totally not sorry

Outrage as advertisement accurately describes product

Arsehole business doesn’t quite get how Twitter works

Pro tip: beaches are for everyone

Pregnant woman due to have baby anytime soon

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Politician may or may not be the Incredible Hulk

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Photobomber probably not a ghost

IKEA will kill us all

Spring weather a bit summery AND a bit wintery

Politician a little bit bigoted

Medieval morality destroys another human life

‘Diversity’ is actually not that harder word to understand

Look, I know this is hard, but rounding up and burning some murderers to death pretty much makes you as bad as the murderers…   

Economy pretty shit for poor homeowner

Turns out cleavage is the secret to free coffee

Study states the obvious: seeds are good for you

Terrifying dictatorship surprises no-one

Nudes in brief: Lady Gaga

And finally: flirtation cards used to be a thing – and on behalf of awkward people everywhere – we think they should be again…

Reading the news so you don’t have to…




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