As the days get longer and the weather gets warmer, we're all looking forward to the summer. But whilst we wait for the sun, let's cast our minds back to the 8th November 2014 when Ann Summers first started selling ride-on lawnmowers and it was still illegal to ride an emu in Hull:
The news in brief:
Billionaire reveals secret to success
Tyne and Wear Metro pretty fucked
Sports fans decides man NOT entitled to his own beliefs
People act like pricks on the Internet
Medieval legal system set to progress from 5th to 6th Century
Child actor NOT dead
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
‘Mind control’ worryingly a thing now
America’s most expensive house is pretty fucking expensive
MP accused of economic shenanigans
York very keen for bacon sandwiches
Local newspaper tells us how many pigs were hurt, but nothing about the drivers…
Threats of a new Cold War as The Fall of the Berlin Wall is remembered
Giant phallus splits Sydney (yeah, you read that right…)
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Skynet’s gonna put you and your grandchildren out of work!
Weather set to become wintery
Study states the obvious: discount supermarket cheaper than non-discount supermarket
Newspaper clearly doesn’t know how much chips cost…
Terrible woman forgets how to person
Nudes in brief: Keira Knightley (but for once this isn’t gratuitous news boobs)
Yep, child actor definitely still alive (thank you Wikipedia)
And finally: Actor helps restore faith in humanity
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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