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Tuesday 7 April 2015

The news in brief 7th April 2015



The news in brief:

Brontosaurus is totally a Dinosaur again (maybe)

Attention-seeking hyper-bitch strikes again

General public continues to feed the troll

Study states the obvious: good food is good for you

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Election campaign proceeds exactly as expected

Economy continues to suck

Pro tip: if you’re going to have 17 girlfriends – prepare for everything!

EU hates gardeners, golfers and old people

Dog really wanted biscuits

Fancy restaurants to get all McDonalds-y  

Hardcore sportsman performs minor surgery on himself

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Self-righteous cunts judge sick person

Homeowner has really shitty day

Giant slugs will kill us all!

Political party has pretty loose grasp of economics

Weather ‘entirely normal for time of year’

Corn will save us all!

Bumper crop of body shaming stories

Stop the press: swans are fucking arseholes

Woman gets free Gecko (and has the audacity to complain about it…)

Nudes in brief: Rihanna

And finally: Michelle Obama’s gonna funk you up – don’t believe me just watch  

Reading the news so you don’t have to…




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