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Sunday 12 April 2015

The news in brief 12th April 2015

The news in brief celebrity special:

Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty

Breaking news: celebrity women wear summer clothes - in summer!

Wild speculation

Singer surprises no-one

Actor set to get acting job

Don't worry - a person can't be good at everything

Celebrity couple's affairs somehow our business

Actor updates social media

Turns out not every celebrity marriage ends with scandles and affairs...

Stop the press: someone unfollowed someone on Instagram

Pregnant woman looks a bit pregnant

Wardrobe malfunction

Shock revelation really not all that shocking

Louis quits the X Factor, for like what, the eight millionth time?

Women dresses appropriately for the weather

Family breakdown is none of our business

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Shock: woman wears glasses

Hairs is kinda sorta similar

Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus

And finally: attention-seeking hyper-bitch suddenly concerned that she might offend someone

Reading the news so you don't have to...


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