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Tuesday 31 March 2015

The news in brief 31st March 2015



The news in brief:

Fired man goes back to work any way

Turns out money can buy happiness

Attention-seeking hyper-bitch strikes back

Surely it’s only sexism if there’s no women at the start of the competition…?

Study states the obvious: milk is good for you, fools!

Being able to look stuff up on Google doesn’t make you smart

Pro tip: teachers really shouldn’t be fucking kids

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Social media is eating our souls

Economy a bit less shit (but still shit)

Weather is fucking mental

Punching a waitress makes you a dick

Just so you know, normal 22 year-olds don’t release singles…

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Spinach is good for you

Study suggests that kids get a shit-pile of chocolate at Easter   

25-year out of date cocoa is not cool

Always check the sell-by-date

Surprise suggestion that people who work in customer services are people too

No shit: fruit is good for you

Thieving bastard

British sperm is shit (apparently)

Nudes in brief: Rumer Willis

And finally: fucking-up religion is pretty fucked up

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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