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Saturday 14 March 2015

The news in brief 13th and 14th March 2015



The news in brief:

So, what horseshit’s gone down whilst we’ve been away?

Media doesn’t actually know what fracas means

Sunday night TV looks set to get shit

Giant motherfucking fish  

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Turns out the Pope is a chill bro who likes to hang out with a slice of ‘za

Hollywood has officially run out of ideas

Literary legend passes away

Article states the obvious: nerds attended convention

Product placement masquerading as news

Bureaucracy: 1, human decency: 0

Mad suggestion that mental health is just as important as physical health

Action gran is fucking awesome

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Aeroplane grounded by stinky-wet mega-shit

Rotherham’s in trouble again

Health and fucking safety

Sentence seems suspiciously lenient

Penis transplants are a thing now

Media leaves out pretty significant detail

Space is fucking huge

Cyclist is both amazing and completely mental

See kids - maths is important*

Nudes in brief: Amber Rose

And finally: terrorists are rubbish at cooking

Reading the news so you don’t have to…  



*for our American readers: see kids – math is important

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