The news in brief celebrity
special:
Man accurately describes people’s behaviour…
Mad suggestion: you shouldn’t have to get your tits out to
sell music
Singer gets her tits out
Couple updates social media
Family spat is somehow our business
Breaking news: woman gets haircut
Paparazzi intrudes on private transaction
Apparently being a famous person’s child means you can’t
have any privacy either
Child’s personal life is somehow our business
Celebrity caught not smiling
Woman wears clothes appropriate for the weather
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Wild speculation
Hold the front page: actress caught walking from one place to
another whilst wearing clothes
Couple photographed – together!
Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of
beauty
Stop the press: woman walks dog
Paparazzi intrudes on private function
Woman wears dress
Pregnant woman looks pregnant
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: taking
photographs of people’s kids and putting them in the newspaper is fucking weird….
Nudes in brief: Elizabeth Hurley
And finally: siblings look quite a bit like each other
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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