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Friday 20 March 2015

The news in brief 20th March 2015



The news in brief:

Partial eclipse of the heart

Anticlimax of the decade

Brits are outrageously inventive/retarded

Awesome photo totally faked

Awesome photo totally not faked

Study states the obvious: brits deal with disappointment by making tea  

City fails to conform to Google’s narrow definition of beauty

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Middle East situation still ‘pretty hairy’

Man plans to buy house to live in

Apparently men suck and Dr Pepper is great for you

Mums are fucking awesome

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Google will save us all!

Bras will kill us all!

The United States is totally cheating on Britain with the French

Small black dots probably not aliens

Jobsworths a bit vague when pushed for details

Minor customer service failure reported as news

Gallery tries the old switcheroo

Turns out being a terrorist can be pretty fucking boring…

Nudes in brief: Rita Ora (nearly)

And finally: we like big butts and we cannot lie   

Reading the news so you don’t have to…   

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