You know, we’re pretty sure that the IKEA magazine was
promoting flat-packed furniture, handy storage solutions and tasty, tasty meatballs,
NOT some underhanded homosexual propaganda, but what do we know? Let’s distract
ourselves with some celebrity horseshit
The news in brief
celebrity special:
Breaking news: celebrity has audacity to not look happy all
the time
Parent caught parenting
Paparazzi intrudes on private moment
Woman wears bikini
Woman wears dress
Newspaper likes woman’s clothes
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Seriously guys – isn’t taking pictures of a four-year-old’s
birthday party pretty fucking weird
Woman updates social media
Stop the press: actress has legs
Internet loses its shit over sequel
Actor wears costume
Sibling rivalry masquerading as news
Photographer bothers actress who clearly wants to be left
alone
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Seriously – stop taking fucking pictures of people’s fucking
kids
Family caught doing stuff together
Cleavage!
Hold the front page: woman has haircut
Nudes in brief: Kim Kardashian (again)
And finally: people spend time with their mothers on Mothering
Sunday
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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