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Thursday 19 March 2015

The news in brief 19th March 2015

As a cloud of dastardly European smog prepares to ruin our view of the eclipse with it's grasping toxic tendrils, lets take a look back to August 2013 - a simpler time when petrol was still free and our childhood heroes weren't all convicted paedophiles:
 

The news in brief:

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Xenomorph spotted on Church

Christians miss the point

Celebrity chef talks sense

Ancient city found in Himalayas

Children are shits

It's okay to run people over if you're young and successful

Another teacher caught canoodling with pupil

Boy plays cricket

Subtitles are a bit shit

UN suggests US should probably wait for their report

Scientology is fucking weird

Robot carers might be a thing

Dad upset that his daughter was a bit slutty

Pregnant woman goes outside

Reading the news so you don't have to.... 

 

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