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Tuesday 7 January 2014

The news in brief 7th January 2014

The news in brief: 

Hide and seek taken to new extremes 

Doctors change teenager's face for bullies 

Society's narrow definition of beauty reinforced 

Games console misses the point 

Media drums up anti-immigration feeling 

German PM is unstoppable force of nature 

Small number of Accident and Emergency repeat offenders = convenient scapegoat 

It's still winter 

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Online bullying is NOT okay (unless you're a newspaper doing it) 

Religion's bodycount continues to mount  

Huge firm makes billing error - paper runs obligatory picture of sad-faced man holding the bill

Unstoppable mutant super-rats attack! 

As Edinburgh returns to normal - the UK wonders 'what was in that bag?!' 

Old lady laughs in the face of nature 

42 INCH LEGS!

Newspaper renders statistic useless by omitting relevant information   

Wanna watch brutal CCTV footage? See it here folks!

Newspaper panders to the lowest common denominator 

House for sale 

Man starts new job 

Diana Watch 2014: 'still' dead 

Thigh gap not enough. Now you need a bikini bridge! - GET THINNER! 

Man invents awesome new dating tactic 

Reading the news so you don't have to...

 


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