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Wednesday 22 January 2014

The news in brief 22nd January 2014

The news in brief:

Religion's bodycount continues to mount - with no signs of stopping any time soon

People do their jobs well

Unemployment rates a bit less shit

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace - and even children aren't exempt

Bad parent is bad 

Celebrity flesh is news now

School fines are a tad heavy handed

Darwin award! 

Newspaper headline contains tautology

Breaking someone's legs IS pretty excessive

Self-esteem to blame for everything

Road has ironic name

Judge apparently unaware of irony

Diana Watch 2014: she's written a book now, apparently 

CBB: filth, filth, filth, FILTH! 

Nation outraged as man states the obvious

Men from Sunderland kick ball good  

Reading the news so you don't have to...


 

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